Witton Albion JFC

The beleagured Witton Manager tonight issued an apology to parents, players and officials of Witton and Winsford for wasting a whole morning with ineffectual stabbing of boots into a rock hard, unplayable surface finally resulting in a postponement of the crunch match today. "Sorry" the blue legged chump muttered as he downed another can of foul-tasting fizzy energy drink.

One bonus of the circus was that the chief Chris found a new toy in the garage and with the blessing of Darren the cricket club chairman, could be seen proudly rolling the pitch with no noticeable impact. "He shall now be known as Frosty the Rotivator" said a miffed looking Jason from Winsford after being forced into travelling for no good reason.

Sorry everyone....